Смешная история на английском 200 слов

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P. S. Sure is hot down here.

найти г д з Алиса в стране чудес 6 класс

Если перевод то вот.
Алиса плакала и плакала, и ее слезы образовали  глубокую лужу рядом с ней.  Через несколько минут, она услышала шаги и увидела белого кролика. Он держал веер и пару белых перчаток. Он выглядел обеспокоенным, и он не видел Алису.  "Ах, герцогиня будет в гневе! Я так опаздываю!" - сказал кролик.
"Извините. ” — сказала Алиса.  
Кролик обернулся и увидел Алису. Он завизжал, выронил веер и перчатки, и убежал.  Алиса подняла веер и перчатки, и сказал: "О, Боже! Сегодня все так странно!"
Вдруг она увидела, что снова была совсем маленькой. “Веер делает меня маленькой!”, сказала она и бросил его на пол. "Теперь я могу пройти через дверь!” Она побежала к двери, но дверь была заперта, а ключ был снова на столе. Алиса попыталась забраться на стол, но  упала и приземлилась в лужу с водой. “Что это?”- сказала Алиса. “Я в море?" Но это было не море. “Это слезы, которые я наплакала, когда была большая" -  сказала  Алиса. “Ой, почему я так много плачу?"  В тот же момент  Алиса увидела, что она не одна в луже-бассейне. Там была мышь, утка, птица Додо, молодой Орел, и много  других странных существ.  Алиса и животные начали плыть и вскоре добрались до берега басейна  слез.

It’s too late to telephone Tom now. I think I him in the morning.
will have called
am going to call
will call
will be calling
2.
I am reading an English book now. It is so interesting that by the end of the day I reading it.
will finish
am finishing
will be finishing
will have finished
3.
I don’t know what he thinks about it, but I him.
will have asked
will ask
will be asking
am asking
4.
They all the problems by the end of the meeting, I am afraid.
aren’t settling
won’t have settled
won’t settle
won’t be settling
5.
Susan the house before her husband comes home.
won’t be leaving
won’t have left
won’t leave
won’t have been leaving
6.
I to London tomorrow; I will phone you when I arrive.
will have come
will come
will be coming
am coming
7.
We’ll go skiing in the Alps next winter if we enough money for the trip.
have saved
will save
will have saved
will be saving
8.
The dog will wait for his master near the door until his master from work.
will be getting back
will get back
won’t get back
gets back
9.
I can’t meet you this evening. A friend of mine to see me.
is coming
will have come
will come
comes
10.
By the beginning of next month the firm for four years.
will function
is functioning
will have functioned
will have been functioning
11.
Don’t worry. I will switch off all the lights in the house when I to bed.
go
will be going
will go
will have gone
12.
When Jerry enters a Medical school he Chemistry for more than four years.
will be studying
will have been studying
will have studied
will study
13.
She is not sure if she his telephone number in the telephone directory.
will have found
will find
finds
will be finding
14.
Where work after you graduate from the University?
you are going to
you will
will you
are you going to
15.
Don’t wait for him, he won’t come for supper; he late.
will have come
is coming
will be coming
will come
Проверить

1. It’s too late to telephone Tom now. I think I will call him in the morning.
2. I am reading an English book now. It is so interesting that by the end of the day  I will have finished reading it
3. I don’t know what he thinks about it, but I will ask him.
4. They won’t have settled all the problems by the end of the meeting, I am afraid.
5. Susan won’t have left the house before her husband comes home.
6. I am coming to London tomorrow; I will phone you when I arrive.(хотя можно и will come)
7. We’ll go skiing in the Alps next winter if  we have saved enough money for the trip.
8. The dog will wait for his master near the door until his master gets back from work.
9. I can’t meet you this evening. A friend of mine is coming  to see me.
10. By the beginning of next month the firm will have been functioning for four years.
11. Don’t worry. I will switch off all the lights in the house when I go to bed.
12. When Jerry enters a Medical school he Chemistry will have been studying for more than four years.
13. She is not sure if she will find his telephone number in the telephone directory.
14. Where are you going to  work after you graduate from the University?
15. Don’t wait for him, he won’t come for supper; he will come late.

Как звучит на русском next, please. One adult and one child for Harry Potter, please. IS that for the 7 pm or the 10 pm showing? 7pm please. That’s 12 altogether, then. Here you are. Thank you. Here are your tickets and your change. Thanks. Two tickets for King Kong at 6 pm, please. l’m afraid it’s sold out. oh, right. We still have tickets for the 9 pm and the 11. 30 pm showing. Oh, OK. Two tickets for 9 pm then, please. That’s 14, please. Is there a discount for students? Yes. tickets are 5 for students. OK. Here you are. Thank you. Enjoy the movie !

Следующий, Один взрослый и один ребенок для Гарри Поттера, Это для показа 7 вечера или 10 вечера? 7 вечера, Тогда всего 12. Вот ты где. Спасибо тебе. Вот ваши билеты и ваши изменения. Благодаря. Два билета на Кинг-Конг в 6 вечера, боюсь, это распродано. О, верно. У нас все еще есть билеты на 9 вечера и показ 11. 30 вечера. О, хорошо. Два билета на 9 вечера, Это 14, Есть ли скидка для студентов? Утвердительный ответ. Билеты 5 для студентов. ЛАДНО. Вот ты где. Спасибо тебе. Наслаждайтесь фильмом !

Нэкст. Уан адулт энд уан чайлд фо Харру Поттэр. Ис ват фо вэ сэвэн пиэм о вэ тэн пиэм фовинг? Сэвэн пиэм. Ватс твелв алтогезэ вен. Хе ю а. Фанк ю.
Хе йо тикетс энд йо ченчж. Фэнкс. Ту тикетс фо Кинг Конг эт сикс пиэм. Айм эфрэйд, итс солд аут. Оу, райт. Вы стил хэв тикетс фо вэ найн пиэм энд вэ илэвэн фётин пиэм шовинг.
Оу, окей. Ту тикетс фо найн пиэм вэн. Ватс фотин. Ис хэ э дисконт фо стьюденс? Йес. Тикетс а файф фо стьюденс. Окей. Хе ю а. Фэнк йу. Энджёй вэ мюви!
Вот так что-ли?

Exercise 3. Make the following sentences interrogative and negative:
That afternoon Lily came home early from school
In three days Mr. Ruggles received an answer.
Mr. Watkins drove a lorry and took goods to Salthaven.
She found the key in its usual place.
Kate walked slowly home, wondering how to break the bad news.
Sunday passed peacefully.
Jim began to run.
Last August we found a blackbird’s nest.
9. They accused him of spying.
10. On her knee Mrs. Lawrence held a bright red handbag.
11. There was a long silence.
12. The sea was only two miles away.

1. that afternoon lily didn’t come home early from school.
Did lily come home early from school?
2. in three days mr. Ruffles didn’t receive an answer.
Did mr. Ruffles receive an answer in three days.
3. Mr. Watkins didn’t drive a Lordy and didn’t take goods to Salthaven.
Did mr. watkins drive a Lordy and take goods to Salthaven.
4. She didn’t find the key in its usual place.
Did she find the key in its usual place.
5. Kate didn’t walk slowly home, wondering how to break the bad news.
Did Kate walk slowly home.
6. Sunday didn’t pass peacefully.
Did Sunday pass peacefully
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